I haven’t forgotten you.
Sometimes I don’t reply
Sometimes I don’t msg you
but that
doesn’t mean I forgot you
I’m just lazy like you..
Good morning
Gokul mein jo kare niwas, Gopiyon sang jo rachayee raas.
Devki-Yashoda jinki maiya, aiso hai mero kishan kanhaiya.
Happy janmashtami
Dahi ki handi,baarish ki fuhar.Makhan churane aye Nandlal.
Mubarak ho apko Janmashtami ka tayohar.
May the natkhat nandlal always give you many reason to smile.
Osama sends Obama a coded message.
,370HSSV-0773H,
Obama: FBI, CIA can’t decode it. They ask INDIAN CID for help.
Apna ACP Pradyuman tells Obama to held the message upside down.
A carrot married a cabbage.
Next day buddy beet asked, hey how was your wedding night?
Carrot: Man! What a hectic night! I am exhausted!
I spent my whole night just undressing her!
A cute and sweet sentence for my sweet friend.
If nothing can last forever with you… Can I be your nothing???
A great thinker once said,
A Man with his tool in a woman’s mouth
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can also be a dentist!!
God bless your dirty mind..